RETIRED WITH AN ATTITUDE !
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a ***** Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes ...
the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care --- my car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important when you are